The Older Sibling Backup (aka The Dinosaur Nightmare)
In the beginning of the week I got the dreaded phone call from my kids' daycare, and right before I answered the phone I whispered to...
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Why Are You Sticky?
...and what is that smell?
“Have kids,” they say.
I love my kids, but let’s face it, they’re assholes sometimes. Join me as I lead you through the trials, tribulations, joys...and yes, the stickiness, of parenting. Real, raw, unfiltered— and sticky.
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The Mom Guilt
"Maybe I shouldn't be feeding her formula." "I shouldn't be putting him in daycare. It's selfish." "Maybe I shouldn't let her watch too...
The iPad Debate
Yesterday morning I took my two kids out to a diner for breakfast. As we were waiting for our food they were both playing very nicely...
The Plane Ride
About six months after my husband and I first started dating he was transferred out of state. We decided to try and make it work, so...
The Plea (to stop asking when I’m having another baby)
Every parent at some point, whether your child is 10 years old or 10 months old, has been asked this awful question: “So when are you...
The Rough Days (and why they’re hysterical)
I’ve been told on more than one occasion that what I say/post about my children comes across as mean and inappropriate instead of funny. ...
The Do’s and Don’t’s
Whenever I get asked for parenting advice I often wonder, “are they seriously asking me?” Half the time I don’t even know what the hell...
The (Mom) Sick Day
We've all seen this meme before, and it's pretty damn accurate if you ask me. When anyone in the house gets sick, it's usually Mom (or...
The Mommy Shamers
These bitches... I admit, I'm a big fan of Mommy Blogs and websites like Baby Center. Most of the time, they are my go-to for advice,...
The Back Talk
It was bound to happen. My 4 year old has begun to talk back to me, and I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty annoying. It started subtly, with...
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